In the past week, my almost five-year-old and three-year-old kids have accidentally grabbed my nipples multiple times to keep from falling over. This mainly happens when I'm putting on their shoes—a task that often leaves me in awkward positions, which explains why my nipples are within their reach. One memorable moment involved my youngest using…
I've been trying to watch the BBC series "Gunpowder," which tells the story of how Guy Fawkes and Robert Catesby planned to blow up the Houses of Parliament. The series stars Kit Harington from "Game of Thrones." It's drawn a lot of complaints for its graphic violence; in the first episode alone, there's a scene…
In my book, "How Not to be a Supermodel," you’ll find some great photos, both in the ebook and physical versions. If you’ve got the audiobook and can’t access the PDF, don't worry—you can check out the pictures below.
If you’re new here and haven’t read the book yet, you can grab a copy online or…
My kids, who are three and a little over four, have started learning how to ride their bikes. It's been an incredibly rewarding experience, but also quite nerve-wracking. Watching them pick up a new skill and become more independent fills me with pride and joy, yet at the same time, I'm constantly on edge and…
Lately, when it comes to my bedtime attire, there's nothing blush-inducing or scandalous about it, so you can relax if we bump into each other outside Tottenham Court Road station. I’m not into the current trend of sharing personal intimate details online, from sex toy preferences to ethical adult sites. Frankly, I wouldn't imagine doing…
The other week I went on a bit of a rant about bathroom fixtures that just don't work right. Well, I need to add something that really gets on my nerves: hot and cold taps being switched around. You know, when the cold tap marked "C" gives you hot water and the hot tap marked…
I'm excited to announce that my first book, "How Not To Be A Supermodel," is now available for pre-order! You can either hold it in your hands or listen to my voice narrating it. Over the years, you’ve enjoyed my life stories and humorous disasters (remember that bath tap incident?), and now I'm taking you…
After more than a decade of using an iPhone without protection, I finally gave in and bought myself a case. You might wonder why it took me so long. Well, I always thought most phone cases were just awful, much like the tech world's version of Crocs. They’re often clunky and unsightly, transforming the elegantly…
Did you know that bees in a hive operate with a "swarm mentality" or "hive mind"? It’s this fascinating group thought process that happens among social insects, like bees and ants, in a colony. I'm not exactly David Attenborough, but after a quick dive into this, it’s clear that their collective behavior is as synchronized…
Last week, something almost happened to me that made me view those crazy hospital stories about foreign objects in strange places differently. You know, those tales about things ending up where they shouldn't, particularly in the darker recesses of the human body. If this kind of talk is a bit too much for you, it…