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I’m excited to announce that my first book, “How Not To Be A Supermodel,” is now available for pre-order! You can either hold it in your hands or listen to my voice narrating it. Over the years, you’ve enjoyed my life stories and humorous disasters (remember that bath tap incident?), and now I’m taking you back to 2001 when I left my law studies to become a famous supermodel.
While you might call it a memoir since it’s about my modeling days in the 2000s, it’s far from being a serious reflection on life. It’s packed with outrageous stories, like accidentally going on a luxury trip with a stranger or chapters titled “Body Like a Turgid Penis” and “I’m Drunk and I’m Not Wearing Knickers.” This isn’t a deep, soul-searching book; instead, it’s a wild and funny ride through my chaotic, non-supermodel lifestyle.
Of course, there are a few touching moments sprinkled in to spark some conversation, especially the bits I was advised to include for dramatic flair—like impromptu sex shows or nearly landing in shark-infested waters. However, the book is mainly a humorous account of my failed attempts at modeling, highlighting my physical imperfections, personality quirks, and my knack for attracting trouble wherever I go.
You can pre-order “How Not To Be A Supermodel” now, ahead of its release on August 29th. It’s touted as the must-read book of the year, and I assure you, it’s worth it. Pre-orders are crucial, so if there’s one link you click, make it this one. I’ll be forever grateful.
I’ll share more about the book and writing journey soon. Writing this book has been the most fulfilling experience of my adult life. If you’ve been following my journey, you know I transitioned from modeling to blogging, which turned into a successful social media career. Securing this book deal has been a long-standing dream, bringing everything full circle for me.